simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; it's often a type of scam.
It is immoral, exploitative pragmatism (psychopathic) - manipulating your empathy towards them for profit.

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 21, 2024

nuke the corn farms

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3. To send a nuke every corn farm in the world
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3. Jim: I hate corn! I'm gonna nuke the corn farms!
Sam: NOOOOO JIM WAIT
4.

by anonymous November 6, 2020

Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front

He’s really clean after turd farming

by Fogwater January 6, 2024

Screenshot farming

The act of purposely messing up in the chat in the hopes someone online screenshots their messed up messages and uploads them to get clout and attention.

Those kind of people are desperate for attention and will do anything to get their messages screenshotted.

Person 1: *uploads a safe anime girl image*
Screenshot farmer: ngl I would smash
Person 2: bro.. quit screenshot farming, nobody will screenshot your weirdass message.

by meowmeowmewmewmreowmrrpmreow<3 January 20, 2025

Woodgate Farming

When you suck the dick of the neighborhood weed dealer for free ganga while your husband watches in a horny envy.

Woodgate farming is great girl! I love getting free supply in exchange for my decency. I am such a stoner!!!!

by Ribrobbro April 30, 2022

Model Farms High School

a shit school in baulkham hills

model farms high school is fucking shit

by 2BOOM April 6, 2024

Yackle Farms LLC

A grandpa that runs reddit monthly for a living. He calls himself a "siesta sleeper". It is rare to see him take a break longer than 3 hours.

That guy is like Yackle Farms LLC, he never gets off! - a guy that never stops playing Rust.

by Your friendly Rust neighbor. February 27, 2024