Freelance-fade

A phenomenon affecting male freelance writers, editors and translators. When the need to earn enough money to eat, time-zones and deadlines combine to mean that you do not see the light of day for several days and therefore do not feel the need to shave. The resulting stubble: freelance-fade.

His girlfriend longed to kiss him, but his freelance-fade scuffed up her porcelain cheeks.

by Chrisy09 January 21, 2009

freedom seeds

Sperm

Give me your creamy freedom seeds Daddy!

by NicholasDenton September 13, 2020

Freeloader

Someone who goes from lover to lover without a break

Dude 1: Did you hear John has a new girfriend?

Dude 2: What? He just had a girlfriend 2 weeks ago! He's such a freeloader!

by fostersikes January 14, 2018

freeloader

A sexually-ravenous chick who possesses such an insatiable craving for man-milk that she is never content even if she already has a well-hung and virile male companion; she therefore compulsively scuttles around the neighborhood whenever he's away and begs all the other hot hunks to let her suck them off and swallow their entire warm thick creamy "loads" that had gradually been "accumulating" inside their guy-junk during the day, and that they'd been saving up for their own significant others when they got home; the hapless studs are therefore completely "drained" afterwards, and thus can only manage a minuscule watery dribble sometime later when their own partners return and want a little "action" for themselves.

Health practitioner: I'm always suspicious about some of these otherwise-healthy-looking young dudes' claims that they have erectile dysfunction or low sperm-count due to medical/environmental reasons... I always ask around town to see if there are any freeloaders in the area before I make a final determination.

by QuacksO August 1, 2018

Freeloader

Mario

That nigga mario a freeloader

by Dhxowhsidhdd July 10, 2020

Freelosophy

The viewpoint or Philosophy of one who freely shares it. It is normally the speakers own opinion about which no one cares. Examples may include people on the corner spouting their beliefs, drunks explaining concepts and those not smart enough to be in Mensa but still trying to impress others.

He was teaching his Freelosophy to anyone who would listen, No Charge.

by F Esquire B June 22, 2021

Freeloader

When you just get handed free shit.

Jack Martin is kind of a freeloader. No cap

by Toomuchfreeloaderness August 10, 2021