delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder

The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).

Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?

Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.

by Blenderhead91 April 27, 2010

Foreskin Cheese

(Noun) - The “cheese” stored inside the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I spread his foreskin cheese on my bagel, it was delicious.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

Forrest muncher

A girl who enjoys giving blow jobs to guys with bushy pubic hair.

1: I heard Izaiah got some sweet head from that slut Natalie.
2: I know, she's such a forrest muncher.

by non forrest muncher :-* November 22, 2011

foreskin

an extra portion of skin located at the tip of the uncircumcized penis; increases intercourse tenfold

by Sandaro Boucklembo March 9, 2003

Forrest

forrest is someone who knows how make anyone smile by just the thought of him. he's very intelligent and always makes straught a's but not in a nerdy kind of way. always shy at first, but in enough time you'll be best friends with him! you'll get lost in those dazzling ocean blue eyes and forget everything else. forrest is a sad guy, but he will always try anything to make someone else's day better. doesn't spread rumors or drama and he's always honest. he's ashamed of his beautiful pale blonde hair, so he always covers it up with a hat. forrest is truly someone you'll fall in love with

oh look at that forrest, what a gentleman, always respecting all the ladies

by blublus April 19, 2017

Foreskin amputation

Another term for circumcision.

I saw John's pecker he's got a foreskin amputation.

by Deep blue 2012 July 30, 2009

Foreskun

An exceedingly long foreskin that shlops and wrinkles past your knees.

When ge goes to sleep, lets staple his foreskun to his knees.

by NICK January 12, 2003