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foress

The act of getting ones self ready in the morning. Four things one typically does that begin with the letter "S", which are Shave, Shower, Shampoo and Shit
I spend twenty minutes foressing before I leave the house.
by Dennis Phillips July 15, 2006
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happy forest

a word to describe a person's pubic hair that is so thick you can find almost anything in there. preferably little bits of food
ahhh look at her happy forest i found the condom i used last week in there!!
by dfhdskjlgh March 25, 2007
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dark forest

The Dark Forest, or The Place of No Stars is where purely evil cats go after they die in the Warrior Cats series. It's like StarClan only for the evil ones. Some of the known residents include Tigerstar, Hawkfrost, Darkstripe, Thistleclaw, and Brokenstar. They can walk in the dreams of living cats.
It's coming, a battle between Starclan and The Dark Forest and every warrior will be called upon to fight
by Stormtail April 23, 2017
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Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin)

Molding process of the infected head of the pinis A.K.A Loiper causes Molding, Fungi, Skin irritation/pealing, painful contaminated urination.
I had Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin) a few years back my foreskin became what's known as but I was Sterilized so its all good now :)
by Ativ2 May 23, 2009
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fodes

by Steve R November 10, 2003
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foreskin burrito

Bitch look like she want me to tap that ass. Best if I gave her the foreskin burrito.
by Phizil August 28, 2003
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foreskin

The skin that covers and protects the head of the penis when not in use.
Lord's Higher Science, may remove the foreskin, in name only, by calling it fireskin when not so fore anymore but behind supporting the head and of its shaft then, in its turned inside out state of erection and retraction primarily intended for fornication. Manual retraction remains possible for pissin' and rinsin'.
Foreskin is to the foreign, as circumcide is to genicide, a do or die situation.
The half erect elephant, appeared already all the way out of its foreskin.
Foreskin is a girl's best friend, foreskin helps keep the dick head rather content until she is around it again, foreskin is made of carbon, carbon is used to make diamonds.
Foreskin rules and is Heaven sent, Lord prefered to make you firstly as good as you can be out of not scars but skin. Judge not the foreskin, less those pussy circumscar holes to go screw yourselves in.
Beautiful time for her special eye to see the head arise, but damn that circumcision wearing out its image at any old nonsense time so she can take it for granted and be a dumb fake ignorant slut about it, a necrophiliac attack who would stick a dead scar tissue up her crack.
He easily didn't keep his foreskin, but the stupid hoe on the jerry springer show, thought her old used twat was something to stay in only after all, she cried like a baby, she thought her worthless hole he would keep true to as valuable when he couldn't even keep his own prepuce? Get real!
Her favorite penis of all time was uncut, but she assumed it was cut, only seeing it by her crotch erect and outward, so then she was a traitor to her own baby for a foolish witchdoctor's whim, denying her son his own right to ever prove his own way out of his own manhood.
If foreskin and foreskinless can look similiar when erect, the difference upon closer inspect, is a fine final fold left of sensitive feel driving roughneck, vs. a numb flushed down scar around what dumb did to the dick. Those pornos sure showed some dishevelledly cut penises without much hope apparent to escape from their predicament, but the foreskin on those other penises sure proved consistently what bloodflow they might provide to increase the overall head size.
by Joven August 3, 2006
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