Hamster Death

To die in a pathetic, stupid, and most often anticlimactic way. As many pet hamsters (sadly) do.

“They built them up as a terrifying villain for the whole show, only to have them killed in one hit from a kid!”

“Wow, what a hamster death.”

by MinisculeCakes May 29, 2022

Death Warrant

The act of punching someone in the chest and back with your fists simultaneously.

Coined by D Mellum circa 1998

You mess with my friends and I’m gonna serve you up a death warrant

by Lupusthunder April 13, 2022

penis death

Necrosis that is localized on your penis. Penises with penis death will fall off and create a horrible pissy mess that everyone will hate.

Bro... my dad came down with penis death. I hate him now.

by Piss shitter March 26, 2021

Death discount

Having debt erased after death

“If anything happens at least I’ll get the death discount”

by Jamsampamanam April 7, 2021

Death sleep

When one is so exhausted from a night of various exhausting activities one shall pass out and appear to be dead for hours on end.

Dude i got home at 5 a.m. and fell into an intense death sleep.

by cpalm08 February 3, 2010

Smiley of Death

:)

The 'Smiley of Death' is demonstrated above. Used as a reply in an online or text conversation, it has the potential to kill a conversation dead, and make the recipient wonder if they have done something wrong.

Can also be combined with 'lol' for a similar effect.

Laura: I'm so sorry for ditching you last night!
Jen: :)
Laura: No need for the Smiley of Death!

by isilde007 January 12, 2011

death checked

To angrily smack a drink out of a non-bro's hand. Typically used by Lax-Bros.

Today me and my bros were shotguning some Nattis at a party and someone watching us came up and told me that shotgunning was stupid… needless to say i death checked the shit out of that brohaters drink

by officetech January 20, 2011