lew dave 

a person who sexually antagonizes inmates at a jail weather it is sexual sodomy or more as a creeper act of bound inmates being relentlessly tortured with night sticks until the guard ejaculates on there face out of sheer satisfaction

damn i got to get out of here that guard pulled a lew dave on me last night for hours and now my face is sticky

lew dave by pwnedbynate September 7, 2009

Ninja Dave 

This, along with Railraider originated with a 2016/2017 Kickstarter campaign for a game delivered over a year late. The backers were continually lied to and given the wrong information.

verb
verb: Ninja Dave; 3rd person present: Ninja Daves; past tense: Ninja Daved; past participle: Ninja Daved; gerund or present participle: Ninja Daving

1. to entangle yourself in self-aggrandizing lies, ostensibly for profit or self-benefit, but inevitably doing more damage than good.

2. any self-defeating behavior .

noun
noun: Ninja Dave; plural noun: Ninja Daves

1. an unsuccessful attempt at deceiving or tricking someone.

2. a person unsuccessful at deceiving or trickery who attempts it often.

"Scott is pulling a Ninja Dave, everyone knows he's never been to Hollywood!"

"I have been Ninja Daving for six months now. She finally figured out I am neither rich nor famous and kicked me to the curb

Ninja Dave by f0-shizzle November 11, 2017

hello dave 

General greeting used to anyone.

Tom: "Hello Dave!"
Steph: "Hello Dave!"

hello dave by tommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm November 10, 2006

big dave 

When ones trousers have been pulled to their ankles and had the gurth of an oak tree pummeling the persons backside because of economic and financial decisions.

Lee:Oi this bottle cost me £3.50!
Andy: That's a big Dave if ever i saw one.
Chris: A royal raping at it's best.

big dave by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Emo Dave 

A person named Dave, who more likely than not, is emotional aka emo. Therfore, his click can tag the nickname, "emo dave" to his resume. This kid can usually be found at the punk rock concerts, in the bathroom cutting himself, in the girls clothing stores, and clashing on guitars with his wannabe band (usually his best friends, who as well, are very emo) it should be noted emo is a disease and spreads among everyone this kid, dave, is connected to.)

You: Yo emo dave are those new jeans?

EmoDave: Nah, they're my sisters.

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You (to a kid whos just cut his wrists): Stop being such an emo dave! fuck!

Emo Dave by Greg Fitzpatrick September 16, 2008

Hedo Dave

Married mature man who's wife is sufficiently open minded and properly trained so that she presents other woman to her husband.

This Hedo Dave have a very busy week-end coming his way.

Hedo Dave by Marky Mark October 7, 2003

good one dave 

Used when something stupid had just occured, e.g a fat man dancing in a shop.

Or when a really bad joke or story is told

Originated from the village of Corby Glen Lincs

"yeah i went to see busted play last nite and i had sex with all of them"

Reply "good one dave"

good one dave by Josh Wardle March 19, 2007