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someone that asks out your ex right after you break up with them
What a dumpster
dumpster by blu3hat October 9, 2010

turkey dump 

Mostly in Canada, when a girlfriend or boyfriend comes back from uni/collage and they dump you over the thanksgiving weekend. Usually because they've met someone at uni/collage.
"My weekend sucks"
"why? its Thanksgiving aren't you thankful that you still have your girlfriend?"
" No man, she turkey dumped me!"
" lame. hope the mash potatoes and gravy sticks on her"
turkey dump by Jillfer January 23, 2009

dumpster pirates 

any gang of anarchist hobos who have banded together for the chief purpose of covertly breaking into dumpsters and living off of society's waste. often travelling on some sort of retooled vehicle run on recycled oil.
check out the dumpster pirates on their veggie bus! what an eyesore! I really hope they leave town soon.
dumpster pirates by Eugene Romi September 20, 2006

Dumpster Whale 

The fat chick you have sex with after you break up with your hot girlfriend. The could be due to the need for sex or because you are drunk.
dude you totally hooked up with a dumpster whale last night
Dumpster Whale by Lurch50469 September 18, 2008

Nut Dumpster. 

Is an orifice of choice where one will store his sperm.
Yeah we got it on! I filled her nut dumpster to the brim.
Nut Dumpster. by Brandon June 23, 2004

flush and dump 

Differing from a shit and split, a flush and dump is often done out of consideration, or due to turd insecurity.

The action involves expelling a turd at the same time one hits the flush lever on a toilet.

This is done to mask a noisy turd in a public restroom or to quickly get rid of a smelly turd before it renders a bathroom uninhabitable.
Since it was his first time at her house, Andrew courteously performed a flush and dump in Martha's bathroom, vastly improving his chances of scoring that night.
flush and dump by Tuftskins April 30, 2009