Courtney

A bitch who sings like an angery seagull.

Oh geez don't make me listen to Courtney again

by SmallBus May 3, 2019

course

Used with a repeated 'o' sound to express extreme sarcasm or blatant disregard

Someone: Blah blah blah do this
Me/You: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

by M:Dubs February 2, 2004

courtesy wipe

one who needs to go the restroom and re-wipe their ass, because they did not get it all the first time around.

Greg is walking with his friends and spots a public washroom. He says to them wait here, I need to go for a courtesy wipe.

by king tim January 3, 2007

Courtney Love

Insane crackwhore. Horrible mother. Black widow. Sounds like a dying moose. Her face looks like her neck threw up. Will burn in hell :)

Douche Bag: Heyy, wanna go to the Courtney Love concert!?

Sane Person: WTF! Why would I torture my ears like that??

by Kelsey & Denae August 11, 2008

Courtland

A female who is usually level headed. Knows how to have a lot of fun but knows when enough is enough. A courtland is usually good at whatever they set their mind to, and uses determination. A common nick name is Court.

Person 1: look at that girl over there having fun
Person 2: yea she looks like courtland

by Mikedoss12 August 31, 2011

courtney sheetz

synonomyous for the word beautiful. The legend behind the terminology "courtney sheetz" was that long ago in ancient roman times there was a child born, named courtney sheetz.. but this was not just any child it was the most beautiful child ever to be born and as she blossomed so did her beauty. All the men swooned at the sight at her and as this happened she became a new idol for mans vision of perfection... this did not fly with goddess Athena so she placed an evil enchantement on courtney sheetz and forever from then any man who dared gaze upon her would forever be blinded. (just as pat lee is in his F-book profile pic) But in honor of her beauty the roman men secretly adopted "courtney sheetz" as the new word for beauty/beautiful.. so that she would forever be remembered as being more beautiful than the goddess Athena.. who is reffered to as being very courtney sheetz.

Damn! That bitch be courtney sheetz!

Baby, your the most courtney sheetz woman in the world.

by patlee December 25, 2008

Courtesy Dousche

Some women put men in the aweful position of having to hold their breath during sexual intercourse simply because of their poor femanin hygien (see the term stinkfish . In such cases, it should be the male role of requesting that a Courtesy Dousche is performed by the female.

Damn girl! Your pussy stinks, how about a courtesy dousche???

by CballznHoney June 24, 2008