Cotton Fuck

When you get fucked in the ass so hard that you bleed, and have to shove cotton balls in your ass to stop it.

---Damn, Sheena, what is the matter with you??
---Mann, I had a bad cotton fuck last night and now I can barely sit!!

by A Stiles September 20, 2008

Cottage Pie

Background: a legend made up in a maths lesson about a strange little character called matthew and a dopy sod called ming. the legend says that matthew goes home of an evening to play scrabble and chuff cottage pie.

Definition: cottage pie aka sheppards pie. A meaty pie, usually beef with a layer of crrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaamy potato placed on top and then this dish is baked in an oven. There are vegetarian options available as matthew knows.

Example: matthew was bombing it down the A3400 slouched in his seat at the wheel with his drum and bass poundin out of his white ford escort with both of his dads present. the lights change to green and so matthew zooms off round the island to tesco where he can get his fix of cottage pie for the evening. The evening he pulls ming will be the evening where he says to her, "you have two logic gates on your chest", grinning smugly. "mmmmmmmm cottage pie and scrabble"

by kingOfTheCottagePie April 28, 2004

Cottage

a second personality, much like many people have a house and then a cottage somewhere else, people often have one personality and then cottage. The first persoanality is usually the reserved, laid back, school oriented personality. COTTAGE on the other hand is loud, outgoing, likes to drink, rebel, and have a good time. THis personality will do and say anything even if its not necessary or its at an inappropriate time.

man where's COTTAGE tonight?? ur being all good sarah.

Fuck skool sarah, be COTTAGE come out drinking!

UR a fucking asshole COTTAGE but i love you!

by Cottage December 28, 2005

cotton pickin minute

Old term used for the time it would take the slaves to pick their cotton.

See "nigger minute"

"Them negros are going to be working for a cotton pickin minute"

by ZeroXfile February 19, 2010

cottle

cottle-cunt in a bottle

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

cottonmouth

The dryness of the mouth, due to the ingestion of bellybutton lint.

Cameron: "I dare you to eat your bellybutton lint."
*Shane eats bellybutton lint*
Shane: "Dude, I have major cottonmouth."

by Burt Bacharach March 24, 2008

cottage cheese pancake butt

a very flat cellulite butt that also tends to be very pale

a chick with no sign of even having a booty. just a continuous line from her back down to her ankles must have a cottage cheese pancake butt

by tickle me funny March 22, 2010