K9 Connection

people who engage in sexual encounters with canines (e.g. dogs). a form of bestiality

Brad gets off by having a K9 connection with his pet dog Zeus.

by ChadtheLad October 10, 2009

Boner Contention

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.

Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?

by Birdcore February 23, 2010

Trumpian Conjecture

1. An attempt to achieve a self-serving goal or objective by presenting an opinion or supposition about (something) on the basis of illogical and/or incomplete information.
2. Bullshit in disguise.

It is Trumpian Conjecture to state that a COVID-19 epidemic will only last three weeks.

by Ivehadit March 25, 2020

Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.

According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.

Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010

Connecticut

The fifth state to join the union of the United States. Considered by many to be one of the six New England states, the other five being Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Vermont, and Maine; considered by New Englanders to be an annex of the state of New York.

Masshole: 'Where ah you from?'
Connecticutian: 'Connecticut.'
Masshole: 'Really? I've never been to that paht of New York."
Connecticutian: 'It's not part of New York!'
Rhode Islander, New Hampshirite, Vermonter, and Mainiac: 'Sure it is.'
Connecticutian: -_-*

by wikkid May 8, 2003

connecticut

ahh connecticut my home! nothin like goin to high school with adidas flip flops without socks when its below zero.....wearing abercrombie, american eagle, hollister, living in a neighborhood were the cheapest house cost over half a million dolalrs...were you can walk the streets at night without being scared.. thats what CT is all about...hanging out on the boat or the island house being soo happy....i cant imagine anywere else to live...connecticut is the california of the northeast even in winter...sitting by the fire reading a book in the heart of new england these are things you cant find anywere else...

dude bring flip flops to school tommorow its gonna be below six

ok dude

by nig January 25, 2005