The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.
Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.
by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020
Get the Condommug. If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)
(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"
(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"
(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."
(Jill) "No, should I?"
(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"
(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"
(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."
(Jill) "No, should I?"
(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"
by Urbandood69 July 19, 2018
Get the Condom courtesymug. 
by africkingelf October 22, 2019
Get the beanie baby condommug. “Go on John - take a condom shot to hit the fairway”
“A what shot?!”
“A condom shot - it will feel shit but at least you know it’s safe”
“A what shot?!”
“A condom shot - it will feel shit but at least you know it’s safe”
by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018
Get the Condom Shotmug. by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013
Get the Condom Pantsmug. "Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"
by GolferA October 8, 2015
Get the Karaoke condommug.