colins toupee

to say something difficult, gnarly or ugly is easy to do, conquer or achieve

she was the ugliest women in the village but even colins toupee would smash its back doors in
colins toupee would have landed that

by lowrider27 August 27, 2025

Collinry

Absurd and often flabbergasting behavior and/or excuses. Often used to get out of having to work. Mainly used by those named Collin.

Boss: Why aren’t you at work today

Collin: I’ve come down with some sort of food borne illness. Which is odd cause my chicken dinner was overcooked if anything.

Boss: So you’re not coming in

Collin: not today, also tomorrow I won’t be in my cat had a massage appointment so I’ll be taking a full day of PTO

Boss: This is pure Collinry

by Brockedom September 8, 2025

Collinwood

"Welcome to Collinwood" (2002)

Great independent film about fractals and fractalization effects that diatribe staus has on these aspiring grifters.

Welcome to Collinwood.

by Modern Women December 23, 2025

Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and high on drugs, have sex in a public washroom

Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yeah, it was a classic Collingwood Crack

by chudtopia January 4, 2026

Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and on drugs, have sex in a public washroom

Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yep, it was a classic Collingwood Crack.

by chudtopia January 4, 2026

Stereo Collision

When two or more parties attempt to drown out each others music.

I had a stereo collision last night. I cant believe i lost to those backstreet boys...

by chewseph September 21, 2010

Peter Collis

To fail at an amazingly easy task, or (in contrast) to succeed in an amazingly difficult one. Mostly refers to sports.

Generally said whilst tapping one's nose or raising arms at a 90degree angle triumphantly.

1 - Two blokes are playing billiards. Bloke 1 has the 8 ball a centimetre from the top right pocket.

Bloke 1: You might as well cough up that $10 now, mate.
*Bloke 1 buggers up the shot*
Bloke 1: I can't believe I did that.
Bloke 2: That's a Peter Collis *taps nose* if I ever saw one.

2 - Two blokes are playing golf.

Bloke 1: Oh man, I'm getting slaughtered here. I hate this hole.
*Bloke 1 hits a hole in one*
Bloke 1: HA! PETER COLLIS! *raises arms triumphantly*

by zibzabzob January 18, 2011