by Ldhlike MMMMM March 29, 2016
Taking a piping hot mug of coffee, holding it over your coworkers desk, and dropping it, causing a huge explosion of ceramic pieces and scalding caffeine juice.
by TerryTown May 16, 2016
a contest between two persons during which the two engage in mass consumption of coffee and attempt to laugh a lot because life is too short to do anything else.
by its_storytime December 01, 2009
Shit coffee what's to explain
by Datmemeguy April 08, 2018
a person who having been served their coffee goes over to the counter to add sugar, milk, cream whatever and takes forE-V-E-R to get his/her mix just right, and in the process is oblivious to the line up of people behind whose coffee isn't getting any warmer. In a word: moron!
by UG May 22, 2004
When someone crouches over someone lying down and dangles their balls into their mouth while gyrating as fast as they can
I coffee ground your mum so fast last night i think she needs some braces
I am going to coffee grind your sister until her teeth come out
I am going to coffee grind your sister until her teeth come out
by drildo dan December 18, 2004