coffee bombing

Taking a piping hot mug of coffee, holding it over your coworkers desk, and dropping it, causing a huge explosion of ceramic pieces and scalding caffeine juice.

"Do you know why you're in HR?"
"For coffee bombing Rob?"

by TerryTown May 16, 2016

coffee challenge

a contest between two persons during which the two engage in mass consumption of coffee and attempt to laugh a lot because life is too short to do anything else.

During the coffee challenge with Mike, Sarah developed washboard abs from laughing a lot.

by its_storytime December 1, 2009

far-coffee

Alternate word for 'fuck off'. Safely usable around parents, teachers and Christians.

Christian: Praise the Lord!
Me: Far-coffee!
Christian: I beg your pardon?
Me: What? I only said the coffee is far away, calm down.

by spookaholic July 2, 2017

coffee butt

When you go out for Starbucks.
And come home for anal.

Michelle: "OOH, Breanna I know you did coffee butt with Dylan yesterday!!!"

by Ldhlike MMMMM July 5, 2016

coffee drip

a person who having been served their coffee goes over to the counter to add sugar, milk, cream whatever and takes forE-V-E-R to get his/her mix just right, and in the process is oblivious to the line up of people behind whose coffee isn't getting any warmer. In a word: moron!

Look at that Coffee Drip holding up all those people.

by UG May 22, 2004

eating coffee

Sucking dick

That girl loves eating coffee.

by honest james November 18, 2013

coffee grinding

When someone crouches over someone lying down and dangles their balls into their mouth while gyrating as fast as they can

I coffee ground your mum so fast last night i think she needs some braces

I am going to coffee grind your sister until her teeth come out

by drildo dan December 18, 2004