Church nap

It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap

Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.

by Astronomyiskool July 5, 2017

to reform The Church

(verb): to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.

a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?

student: to reform The Church?

professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.

by Sexydimma November 4, 2012

Lukeism Church

A Cult that Praises Luke Jillings (OriginalHuman) and follows his teachings in the art of Reaction Videos and Warfare Gameplays

*OriginalHuman*: "I heard you guys started a cult? I don't know what's going on but I love all of you guys
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"

by DubiousHarbor9 April 23, 2020

home churching

Sleeping in on sunday morning when all the good baptists go to services

Dude, Monica was bitching because you didn't go to church yesterday.

Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.

by St. Gregory October 26, 2013

church militant

A devout follower of the Christian church, "militant" meaning that life is a battle and Heaven of the Eternal Triumph

A devout Christian is a church militant

by sweet96629 October 17, 2022

GOD CHURCH

A word that was first publicly revealed by Jake Paul in his MV " It's Everyday Bro". This guy needs to revew his grammar and his english vocabulary, because it doesn't mean shit. I guess he is just "begging for attention".

And I just dropped some new merch, and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH.

by kassoucv July 7, 2017

The church of Greg/Gregory

An extremely small religion of five people

I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory

by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023