ducks will fart in church 

A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'

Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'

Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'

ducks will fart in church by Caiptean August 8, 2009

South Church 

South church is the chavviest place in County Durham. You will often find 10 year olds smoking and drinking and people shagging in the old graveyard. The group in south church often gets called wrongens, chavvy, alcoholics and nicotine addicts. This is the best place to go for a mint night out.

Oi lads should we go down South church and get fuckedddd?!!

South Church by Bishopmafia April 13, 2019

Free voice church

A christian denomination that believes it's okay for a preacher to say so called "dirty" words like shit,fuck,motherfucker ect. while preaching and they also believe in sex before marriage and that " fornication" is mistranslated and it really means only sex that hurts others.

John is a preacher in the free voice church.

Free voice church by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2010

Yoinky Sploinky Church 

The church that everyone should be praising so you aren't a victim of vehicular manslaughter in front of an orphanage.
Be alert at all times for a car if you dare disobey.

Yo, the new yoinky sploinky church has opened up across the street

Yoinky Sploinky Church by Zowl January 13, 2022

Mega Church 

A Church with 2,000 or more people in attendance by weekend. A church that offers many services in addition to the worship service and is involved in social actions.

This church became a Mega Church because it wanted to be a place where people can thrive and contribute.

Mega Church by Joshua 29 September 30, 2021

Go to Church 

It is an ancient term described by the few surviors of an eastern culture based on the sole purpose of sudo science in the early days before Christ. It means that if you are ever in a heated debate and things may get a physical, instead of fighting because you are to afraid of confrontation then you simply say "go to church."

Herbert and George of Guatalope were walking down the street exchanging ip address, they were getting in a debate on whose where older and more supeior. Instead of fighting or "getting there sexy on" they were both scared of eachother and didnt want to admit it, so they turned to eachother and said "GO TO CHURCH." And so they were in a state of jinx and both owed eachother a pop adn learned never to fight because now they were in debt to eachother.

Go to Church by RoflKiddie September 16, 2006

Speration of church and state

A big joke my the govenment, to make us think that we have rights.

"Speration of church and state", was contriticed with the Gay marrige ban.

Speration of church and state by Rachael.giraff November 4, 2008