Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

by CodyYoung June 21, 2010

Cave System

Nickname for Level 8 of the Backrooms.

Cave System is, quite fittingly, a cave system.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Mississippi lost cave

a right of passage in Mississippi, turning boy and sister into man and sister.

Godo's been REAL friendly with his sister lately, they must be going to the Mississippi lost cave

by cptnkillsecure June 8, 2020

cave pimple

Cave pimple:
Noun
A pimple that forms in your nose, that hurts whenever you smile, or make nose and or mouth movements of any kind.

Friend 1: knock, knock
Friend 2: who's there?

Friend 1: orange

Friend 2: orange who?

Friend 1: orange you glad I didn't make fun of that giant pimple in your nose
Friend 2: hey, that's not funny, it really hurts
Friend 3: yeah, cave pimples are for real bro
pimple

by The Elusive Duck May 9, 2016

Cavernous Caves

A bunch of fucking condos in a cave, that's it. Built in early 2022 by WyldCat415, QUE3RCAT, and FarkTheAlien. You can live there rent-free if you don't pay rent!

"Hello, are you a human being?"
"Yes, wh-"
"THEN CAVERNOUS CAVES IS THE PLACE FOR YOU"

by Yetch_ January 18, 2022

The Ball Cave

A sex position. When your balls deep in yo dogs ass and it’s hole widens so much you can crawl inside and fuck your own sister, so that’s what you do.

Carl: yo what’s your favourite position?
Me: the ball cave

by Sickmotherfucker February 19, 2018

Herpes cave

A deep painful abyss of sores

I woke up and immediately knew i took a trip down herpes cave.

by Rick O' Shea June 5, 2018