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jealous beaver

Occuring in some women, the vaginal pubic hair becomes jealous of the overbearing presence of the FUPA or GUNT, and naturally gravitates toward that region. The result is a beaver so massive in size, it can span the entire area from the belly-button to the taint. Occuring more frequently in Canadian women.
I thought it was just a happy trail, but when I took her pants off, I was greeted by a very jealous beaver.

You'd need a weed-wacker to trim that jealous beaver, it's huge!
by Mike19 November 7, 2008
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beaver box

normally found in any female bathrooms, the box located aside the toilet used to dispose of tramp napkins.
My boss had me clean the beaver box and i didnt wear gloves.
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Beeves

The equivalent of God. In the Beeven kingdom, the Beeves are respected Deities. All people must honor the Beeves. Beeves is used in many early pieces of literature and is the plural of beef.
-Hey did you see the God-like cows yesterday at the ranch?
-Yeah. They were Beeves.
by Sustainer of Beeves April 26, 2011
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beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!
At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.
by Matt July 21, 2008
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steaming beaver

A word used to describe a females vagina after sex. Normally a steaming beaver occurs after a man has blown into a chick on a cold night. The excess seaman escapes the womans vagina and steams as the night air hits it thus the Steaming part of the beaver. The beaver is used to describe the vagina, as unshaved ones normally have a pubic hair consistancy that is like beaver fur.
We were having a root on the car in the snow last night i shot into her, pulled out she spewed it out and looked like a steaming beaver.
by steamin June 14, 2008
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Brazilian beaver

when the pussy is shaved/waxed so it is smooth and clean
"i got some brazilian beaver last night

she was smooooooth"

"fo dizzle"
by Readybreck August 29, 2009
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Beaver Dam

ie: if a female were to be striking a conversation and flirtation with a male...and another female were to infringe on her territory....that is a Beaver Dam.
by janamariewjpz March 6, 2010
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