barney

Refers to a man or woman who gets overly attached, obsessed, or clingy in relationships. Can also refer to an unwanted person who attaches to people of the opposite sex in social situtations (i.e. at a bar/club).

From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.

"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney"

"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."

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by jbttum3 March 2, 2010

barnesing

1. the act of fornicating with a co-worker on company time

This act is exclusively performed by two individuals of the opposite sex who are married, just not to each other.

I'm pretty sure that Sue & Dave at the office have been barnesing in the company van.

by greystreet April 15, 2010

Barney's House

"Barney's house;" verb. Going as a group to a friend's house.

Derived from the term "Barney," meaning "a group of friends.

Variations-

"Barney's Housing;" "Barney's Housed;" "Barney Housable;"

A:"Are you Barney's Housing?"

B: "No, sucks. I've got an essay, so I'm not really Barney's Housable."

A: "Do it there?"

B: "Last time I Barney's Housed when I had an essay it didn't get done!"

A: "Gay, do pull a Ross then!"

B: "Meh."

by MmmNarbey May 20, 2010

Barnesiful

Beyond beauty, when calling someone beautiful is actually an insult to how amazing they are

holy crap shes barnesiful :)

by monkeytoes7 September 8, 2010

barney snoxell

a young boy who has no friends and gets bullied all the time by a boy called lewis quin. barney snoxell has no friends and he aslo loves to lick his dogs balls after putting tomatoe sauce over them

that boy is such a barney snoxell because he sucks dogs balls

by barnaby129 July 12, 2011

Barnes and Nobled

Using college, or "high speed" words in normal conversation in an attempt to sound smarter than you really are.

Dude! Did you just quote Edgar Allan Poe??? I think he just Barnes and Nobled me!

by Engram68w October 14, 2011

Burned onto a virgin's chest

Something that is widely known as infinitely true and cannot be argued against. The epitomy of truth.

That is so true it must be burned onto a virgin's chest!

by FB_29 December 27, 2011