butt chatter

when you rip a fart that makes your butt cheeks flap together as if ripping or clapping

after ripping a fart"dude that was some serious wicked butt chatter!"

by famished April 4, 2009

butt nasty

utterly disgusting; highly sickening.

Ex.#1:person #1: "Amy Whinehouse's teeth and hair are butt nasty."

person #2: "I know!"

Ex.#2:girl #1: OMG, last night during the slumber party, my BFFs,like, dared me to,like,wear mascara on my lips and wear leg warmers in public!

sister: OMG, ewwww, that is soooooo butt nasty!

Ex.#3: tween boy #1: did you see the picture on page 52 in our health book? you know, the detailed pic about...

tween boy #2: yeah, that was butt nasty...

ex. #4: ghetto guy #1: man, i was at this one pool party yesterday, and when i went into the pool i saw my girlfriend with a booger danglin' from her nostril!

ghetto guy #2: Man, dat is butt nasty!

by codenamejester May 16, 2009

butt-coke

The act of inserting cocaine in one's anus for the means of getting high.

The man who did that butt-coke will not stop talking.anus, cocaine

by Doctor Pants August 30, 2009

Butt Jewelry

A homosexual human accessory.

A homosexual boyfriend when used as an accessory, involving no emotional feeling.

"Do you think Matt loves his boyfriend or is he just butt jewelry?"

"Hey, did you meet Chaz's new boyfriend yet?" "No, are they serious?" "Nah, just butt jewelry I think." "Oh."

by assmasterzero November 2, 2009

Butt Mist

A fine unintentional splurge/spray of dark fecal liquid emitted from the anal cavity within five seconds of having sneezed. Usually lingers as a visible smokey vapor for a short time. Also known as Butt Fog.

Avoid the those grapes, they'll give you some MEGA butt mist. Try the green ones over there.

by thetreegrowschocolate November 25, 2010

butt-scoot

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor using only hands and heels. Usually accompanied by a dangling tongue. Similar to when a dog drags his butt on the floor to itch it's anus.

The butt-scoot is often a remedy for unsuccessful wiping or removal of excess schmog.

It also can be used as an act of defiance or mockery.

The managers sat speechless in amazement as Erik did the butt-scoot around the boardroom in protest for having the meeting on a Friday at 4:30PM.

Jason won the $10 bet by successfully completing the butt-scoot all the way down the bar.

3 hours after his schmogging, Leonard found itch relief by doing the butt-scoot.

by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

Butt Nipple

Butt Nipple is whn you have an abnormally large mole on your ass. Or Just a funny name to call your friends.

Hey Ted, Have you seen Fred's big butt nipple?? It's so huge he can't even sit on his left cheek. Lolz

by SquattingBuffalo69 May 13, 2011