Lucky Bamboo

A street word for 'celery'

You got any more of that lucky bamboo? I'm desperate for my fix.

by JimmyTheGinger September 12, 2020

Yummy bamboo

A term used by Pandas for bamboo that is very yummy

Panda:”Hmmm Yummy bamboo”.
Red Panda:*Red panda noise*

by A possum possum January 2, 2021

guachi bambo

An unbelievably attractive specimen with a hot pink tip

Have you seen Guachi Bambo’s tip? That thing is a spectacle.

by HughJanus696942069 May 5, 2022

Freedom bamboozle

Freedom bamboozle:

1. Any attempt to get what one wants by declaring that to not cooperate will result in diminished freedom.

2. Firing-up self-respect and righteousness by declaring that the fight is a fight for freedom.

3. Short-circuiting thinking in simple minds by providing an ennobling motivation for action.

The freedom bamboozle will be sure to get the mooks onboard for the invasion.

by Victor Cobblepot July 31, 2022

Bloody bamboozle

Penetration without lubrication

Geeves got bloody bamboozled. He couldn’t sit for a week.

by Stihigh80 November 5, 2022

Old Bamboo

The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.

"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"

by Pontefartus June 13, 2024

Going Bamboo

When someone crashes out over something completely insignificant, they’re going bamboo.

“Yo this guy is going bamboo cause i don’t capitalise my i when i talk online”

by NikkiTheSilly June 26, 2025