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December 5

It’s December 5 i’m going to kiss my girlfriend
by suckycok December 4, 2021
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Maroon 5

When you listen to pop music but also into necrophilia
I went on a date with this girl last night but she was into maroon 5.
by Versatilebeats September 10, 2020
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Art 5

An art class that is impossible to get into unless you have sick-nasty talent, and you have an incredible portfolio.
Hay: I wish i could join Art 5, but i can't. Sadd.
Brit: Well, why can't you.
Hay: Because i am not very good at art and my portfolio is not good enough... plus it is impossible to get into.
Brit: But, I'm in it.
Hay: Thats because you have a good portfolio.
Brit: Oh. Ha. You were right. I am wrong.
by toldyousobritbrit July 12, 2011
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Mach 5

You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!

SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.

You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."

It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.

You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.
Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.
by SexualHotsauce November 3, 2019
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february 5

n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday
by Adorable_Attitude July 5, 2023
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May 5

National be sad day . No matter why . This day you are sad and depressed. Nostalgia just came out so listen to that too
by Eslabón May 4, 2022
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October 5

Date a person who's name starts with P
Girl: Hey Peter we have to date
Peter: what why?
Girl: it's October 5 silly
by UrMomsMommyMilkers September 19, 2021
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