poop the apple

To bring an unnecessarily painful process upon oneself.

You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.

by amrcn_werewolf May 31, 2018

Chocolate apple

When you dry chocolate sauce sauce onto you scrotum and allow female to suck it off

You- "Yo Joe I gave this girl a chocolate apple last night, it was all in her teeth"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"

by killerpie202 June 10, 2018

Flesh apple

A term used to describe a man's testicles

My flesh apple really itches

by Lvposty July 6, 2019

apple on the roots

Derived from the saying an apple doesn't fall far from the tree, this saying describes a person who is exactly like their parent(s), be that for better or worse.

Damn, he's a real apple on the roots.

by Coldbrew April 7, 2019

Apple scruncher

Someone who tries to scratch their scrote in secret but gets noticed everytime.

Your a apple scruncher dude

by Juulman May 23, 2019

Apple Sandwich

An Apple Sandwich is the act of grabbing a large round object an apple preferably in the palm of you hand and stuffing into your homeboys anus, this is sexual pleasing for both parties. It is called an apple sandwich because the two ass cheeks around the apple act as the bread of the sandwich

I gave my homeboy joey an apple sandwich, it was super fun

by JoeyTheMan, Number 3 May 26, 2019

Apple Pen

It’s when you shove an apple up your ass and draw a smile face on the apple while screaming can’t have sex without a butt hole

When you’re in a winter storm and all you have is an apple and a pen it’s go time to have a apple pen.

by ThisGuysGaming June 5, 2019