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Hash Aftermath

The jobby you take after a session of heavy hash smoking. Usually bigger, denser and smellier than any other form of jobby. Will easily take up 15-60 minutes of your day and you will most definitely have a sore bum from the toilet seat after. You may also find that your anus stings too, but this is dependent on the food you ate during your hash smoking session.
Morning after a night of smoking hash:

Tom: "Awww jesus what the fucks that smell?!"

Sloth: "Sorry about that, I was sitting on the toilet for 45 fucking minutes with a serious case of Hash Aftermath!"
by IrvineTheSloth March 29, 2013
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Gay after dark

When a gay is still in the closet, but comes out after dark to have sex with other gays.
Emily: What's going on with Mitchell?

Harrison: I dunno, I think he's gay after dark!
by Haarryyo May 31, 2015
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the day after next

A day in the future that can never come; usually used to put off a request frrom someone for action.
Mom - I have been asking you to clean that funky room for weeks. When are you gonna do it?

Offspring - I had planned to do it, like, the day after next.
by Chizz October 11, 2004
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the squirrels are after me

the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because
because they think i'm nuts!
by bobston January 19, 2005
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morning-after-girl

The girl you need to fuck after a whole night of hard sex.
Dude one: 'Dude, how was that girl last night?'
Dawg two: 'She was great, we fucked all night! So when she got her morning after pill, I got my morning-after-girl. And that just got me up nd runnin' again, dawg.'
by Sidney&Henry April 2, 2008
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afterlaugh

The laugh from a person who didn't get the joke until everyone else in the room had already finished laughing at it.
Jokester: "He stayed up all night wondering if there was actually a dog!"

Persons 1 - 4: "HA HA HA!"

Person 5: forty-five seconds later "Oh! Instead of a GOD! What a great joke! HA HA HA!"

Jokester: "Nice afterlaugh. Next time, try to keep up."
by La Guapa December 30, 2009
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afterglowed

adj. Drug term, especially applying to hallucinogens and dissociatives, such as dex. To be mildly high after the end of a trip.
That dude was so afterglowed.
by alabaster December 14, 2004
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