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garden hoes

Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"
Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*

Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!
by CampFetus September 20, 2017
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Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
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Lowe's gardening section

a sacred place of solitude, plants included
guy 1: hey wanna go to Lowe's gardening section tomorrow?
guy 2: yeah lets do it!
by lowes_customer October 10, 2021
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Cum garden

The patch of flora in which somebody goes to masturbate; the plants within are typically sustained by the semen of the person.
1: I nut in the toilet.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.
by Shiiomizu May 5, 2021
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atomic garden

Great song by punk band Bad Religion
What an atomic garden!
by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023
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Hanging Gardens of Babylon

"Hey, heard you just got back from the Hanging Gardens of Babylon!"
"Yeah it was cool, they were cultivating Heaven's Lettuce there."
by Roe Jogan September 2, 2019
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Sally Garden

A person who is hinting for something so they drop little hints like seeds without directly saying what they want.

Like you usually been had or guilted when you get Sally Gardened by a Sally Gardener.

“So, I’m about to be evicted and not getting paid for another month. Did your EBT card hit yet? Oh it did, that’s cool. I’m about to go see that ho Jennie. She always got something cooking. Hope she has wings and corn. I got this little bottle left for her and I to sip on. Oh you wouldn’t mind grabbing some corn at the store would you? I’ll give you a few sips off this Henny.”
Girl, stop trying to Sally Garden me for those Jordan’s.

Oh, okay Sally Gardener. I hear you saying you’re broke, so just ask me for a twenty.
by Bonanza1234 April 19, 2020
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