academic death

a state someone feels when they go to college and failed every exam, but passed the class with a D.

Bob failed his engineering exam, but he passed his class. He is in a state of academic death.

by Professor 123 May 11, 2014

death-fished

When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.

"Did you hear that Paul lied about his untimely death because he thinks he is sick and didn't want his girfriend to witness his decline.? She was totally "death-fished"

by xxkookie70 June 4, 2017

Death Screen

Reffering to when the screen of your iphone jams then slowly fades to black. It can take several minutes to turn back on and is really annoying. One of the many bugs of ios7 or higher.

Guy 1: Hey mate can you google this for me
Guy 2: Sorry I can't my iPhone just went to the death screen.
Guy 1: Oh sorry that sucks

by breakfst October 26, 2014

Hamster Death

To die in a pathetic, stupid, and most often anticlimactic way. As many pet hamsters (sadly) do.

“They built them up as a terrifying villain for the whole show, only to have them killed in one hit from a kid!”

“Wow, what a hamster death.”

by MinisculeCakes May 29, 2022

death mechanic

is someone who maintains or fixes the implements of death.
I.E. an Army Helicopter Mechanic, or Air Force Jet Mechanic.

Marty was a trained Death Mechanic, as he worked solely on The F-35 during his time in the U.S.A.F..

by TommyRock13 August 27, 2014

Death Chester

Back in the hayday of Hellaware and Killadelphia, some kids around here decided to start a crew to keep up. The hardcore scene had just gotten known around West Chester. The question was, what to call it? Something that had the same ring to all of those. Death Chester was then born. Eventually, it died off, not being as big as Killadelphia, and the whole state of Hellaware.
Years Later, Steve Cockonis told Jason about this back in the day. I was like, hey, why not bring this ish back. There seemed like enough kids who'd be down. Now, we will fuck people's up once again.

WE better not mess with Death Chester, they'll kick our ass

by Chris January 31, 2005

Death shart

When someone (often a patient in a medical setting) is on the verge of death and releases their bowels in a smelly flatulent display. It is an unquestionable sign of death. The soul leaves the body at this point.

We were doing CPR on the guy in room 7, and it seemed to be going well until he had a death shart.

Yeah you can't come back from that...

by Hybridpain May 20, 2015