If a woman treats her man special on Valentine's Day, then he will treat her special two months later on April 14th. Since women don't want flowers or teddy bears, her special day consists of a glass of vino and some 69!
Keelie: Do you know what day it is today?
Kat: It’s wine and 69 day Keelie. I hope Dave has got some Savvy B chilling the fridge
Kat: It’s wine and 69 day Keelie. I hope Dave has got some Savvy B chilling the fridge
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Get the Mental 69 mug.1. Man, Kelly and Kris got some serious Titty 69-ing going on last night. It was fucking awesome!
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3. That Titty 69 on that video was sweet!
2. Do you want to Titty 69?
3. That Titty 69 on that video was sweet!
by McTitties69 November 14, 2010
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Frank ran down the street towards Brian, who instinctively prepared himself for the flying 69. As Frank jumped, a small flock of bird flew over head, and a tear fell to David Hasselhoff's eye.
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The girl sits down naked in a rolling chair at the end of a hallway, and the man climbs on top of her, upside down, and they begin to perform the "69" on each other. When he is about to cum, he slides down her body and sticks it in her front for 3 good thrusts counting down (3... 2... 1...) then as he cums on the third thrust, he simultaneously slides all the way off, kicks the chair hard, and shouts "Lift Off!" as she goes rolling down the hall with the his cum leaving her like flames out the bottom of a space ship.
The girl sits down naked in a rolling chair at the end of a hallway, and the man climbs on top of her, upside down, and they begin to perform the "69" on each other. When he is about to cum, he slides down her body and sticks it in her front for 3 good thrusts counting down (3... 2... 1...) then as he cums on the third thrust, he simultaneously slides all the way off, kicks the chair hard, and shouts "Lift Off!" as she goes rolling down the hall with the his cum leaving her like flames out the bottom of a space ship.
I had to get the carpet cleaners in here to clean my hallway because I gave my girl the Apollo 69 last night.
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Jim tried to perform the butthole 69 position with Jenny, but ended up snapping his neck in the proccess
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