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You're moms face

A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You're moms face: A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You: stop pushing me
Bully: you're useless and weak
You: well... well... uhhhh
Bully: don't have a comeback do you loser? Give me twenty dollars or else I'll beat you up.
You: no! I only have 25$ and I need to buy stuff at the store.
Bully: you're poor loser
You: uhhh... SO DOES YOUR MOM *while covering his ears for safety purposes of course*
Bully: * screaming, blood coming out of his ears*
You: *running away* haha loser
Bully: *dies*
by TrecherousTreche January 3, 2019
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Pants-face

When pants are flipped upside down they can sometimes resemble a face.
"Sometimes when one stares in the dark they might see a face and when they turn on the light to only see some pants in its place, that is the phenomenon of pants face."

"Damn those pants have one hell of a face, damn Pants-face."
by Anarchon March 5, 2021
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Driving Bitch Face

Whilst driving a 90’s Japanese Sports car that look of satisfaction that is embedded so deeply one could confuse it with adultery
Al- “Yo Davo! Looks like you really love driving your S4 RX7?”
Davo- Sitting behind the wheel, silence, nothing but - Driving Bitch Face
Al-“respect..”
by Dip1nutNowgit2? March 24, 2022
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Pornstar face

The face a pornstar makes when getting their cheeks clapped.
“Ciara has a pornstar face” or “Look at that pornstar face” or “pornstar face”
by ceekaine May 24, 2022
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cookin in the face

Also can be shortened as "cookin." basically means you're high as fuck.

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"
Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "you cookin?"
Person 2- "yeah I'm high as hell"
by Thedutchessofnewjersey December 26, 2015
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Bale Face

When you here a good tune on the radioand you make a face like Gareth Bale.
Did you hear that tune dropped on Houseology last night. Gave me a proper Bale Face
by Atomicflange February 28, 2017
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Munson Face

The face you make when you eat something gross for the first time.
She made the funniest munson face when she ate an oyster for the first time.
by Eric Huxley September 27, 2014
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