Hot Pizza

When people fog the windows to fuck in the car

I heard jimmy and Sarah ate a Hot Pizza last night

by Dr love is the best October 29, 2018

Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.

“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”

by mustysausage November 1, 2018

Hot Drop Quick Save

When you unexpectedly fall off the bed while having sex and land on your back and pop back up and act like everything is fine.

"What was that loud noise last night, Becky?
Darrin was over and that was a hot drop quick save!"

by vandeb12 November 2, 2018

Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.

Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.

by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018

hot mess

A creative platform created by Generational icon Luka Sabbat and photographer Noah Dillon, capitalising on the fascinatingly unattractive and disorganised. Creative products include video, photography, editorial billboards, galleries, and merch. Latest projects include Margiela footwear campaign and Roberto Cavalli sneaker campaign as well as film "My America" in collaboration with American Apparel.

"yo did you go to the Hot Mess gallery show"
"yeah my dude it was fire"

by kingkenny March 4, 2019

Naked Hot

A person whose appearance is ugly. But once you see them without a shirt they are hot.

Bodybuilders are naked hot, I mean look at their face disgusting... but their bodies are something else

by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019

Hot Socket

When smoking, the smoke can float up into the persons eye, causing the eye to sting. This instance is referred to as a Hot Socket

I was smoking the other day and got the worst Hot Socket. My eye was stinging for about a whole 2 minutes

by SmokeyMcpiff March 8, 2019