-Loud adorable creatures that systematically activate at 2:00 a.m. to scream and cry like a raid siren
-Usually causes stress, PTSD, and trauma within young parents
-Usually causes stress, PTSD, and trauma within young parents
Mom: "Honey!!! Where is the Tornado? I hear the siren, but it's so dark out that I can't see!"
Dad: "It's the babies again, they probably shat their diapers and want them changed again."
Mom: "Oh, thank goodness. I'll go do tha-"
*Gets ripped to pieces by the Tornado*
Dad: "It's the babies again, they probably shat their diapers and want them changed again."
Mom: "Oh, thank goodness. I'll go do tha-"
*Gets ripped to pieces by the Tornado*
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