Dog-water

A stupid phrase exclusively used by sweaty and most certainly smelly people as a weak attempt to upset and/or annoy someone they percieve to be 'lesser' than themself

(it is unlikely and extremely rare that they are truly lesser)

"You are so dog-water Xavier"

by Luxlotle January 17, 2023

dog water

A term used on the internet and in gaming to emphasize the extent of something unpleasant or bad

if my homework looks like dog water, my excuse is I wasn't concentrating all the way

by the "Futiless" August 27, 2022

dog water

when your dog water it means ur literally ass at the game or thing your doing

ur dog water get boxed like a fish

by unknownbuturdogwater January 17, 2021

Dog water

Terrible at everything

Your dog water kid scram

by Yo mamá April 13, 2022

Dog Water

Simply put it means your trash but mostly 12 year old's and cringey people use that term (please don't use this term it's not cool)

"AYO this kid is DOG WATER"

by Urmomsatonacat October 28, 2022

dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.

Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"

by Ilkley March 26, 2020

Shepherd’s Dog

A dog that licks the peanut butter off of a humans asshole. Easily identified by the dingleberries on the snout that consist of a perfect mixture of peanut butter, saliva, and shit.

Damn, all I smell is the snout of that Shepherd’s Dog! What a face full of fuck!

by Alan Flint April 12, 2025