furry sex owo xd *harder daddy*

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by furry sex April 6, 2022

Im sick of sex i just want love

When you look past your short term goals.

God, im sick of sex i just want love 😭😭

by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 16, 2023

Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex

Them midget really do be queefing in each others butts. Shit be fogging up the camera

"I just watched so much Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex and creamed so fast!"

"Why didnt you invite me I would have busted such a fat nut!"

by IBustedAFatNutToIntenseMidgets April 7, 2022

did you have sex with my barn owl

Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.

A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.

Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.

He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."

by scodder May 14, 2010

National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary

Today is a day to have smokin hot phone sex with your partner for yalls anniversary. It doesn't matter what anniversary.

A: Hey babe
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all

by Demosthenes^ April 14, 2022

penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)

you need tape.

person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?

by big shaft October 23, 2019

consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The ultimate sin.

Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.

by The true lord December 28, 2016