Baby kabobs

Something you can make with a baby you just barbequed.

Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?

Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?

Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.

Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?

by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022

baby swipe

what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, saying it didn’t even cost much on your card

Lomein: you bought the skin? what happened to being f2p?

Jill: it was just a baby swipe

by jill lavigne November 24, 2023

baby birded

When someone spits in your mouth having just recently eaten

"He was eating something gross and then just straight up baby birded me"

by Lexicon239 February 5, 2019

ought baby

Generation Z:

Generation X came after the Baby Boomers.
Generation Y were coined the "Millennials" because they came about at the turn of the millennium.
Generation Z started in the ought years. ('01, '02, etc.) Hence, Ought Baby.

The Millennials grew up in a world that was never without the internet whereas an Ought Baby will grow up in a world that was never without smart phones.

by AmadeuS469 June 22, 2018

Egg Baby

A strange individual who shares characteristic with an animal that comes from an egg.

The egg baby shared characteristics with a penguin

by Agownley February 6, 2017

Gerber Baby Food

Something that may be disgusting to someone.

"This shit taste like Gerber baby food" "What?" "This shit taste like Garbage"

by France1941 July 6, 2024

Baby Blues

During a short period of time after childbirth, due to the changes in hormones in women's bodies during this complex time, many women may feel moody and depressed, but feeling like they should be happy because their baby is born. This is often defined as "the baby blues". It's like a more common, less severe, temporary post-partum depression.

Woman 1: "After all the time it took for me to finally get pregnant and all of the pain and discomfort I was put through for nine months, shouldn't I be happy that I finally have a baby? It kind of feels like I don't even want to be with him..."
Woman 2: "You're just having the baby blues. I promise to you in no time you'll feel way better. You should look up some information to see how it affects your brain and so that you see you're not alone in this."

by arv_mad February 7, 2024