Z-Balls

When a zombie apocalypse show gives you just enough to make you watch it but not enough action to satisfy.

"This new season of 'The Walking Dead' is so slow.....it's giving me a nasty case of Z-balls."

by KennedyisFunny October 30, 2011

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Ball's lost

When something goes exactly as planned.

Everything pans out, with benefits.

A serious backhand in table tennis, at least 2900 level, not even giving much effort.

A kike who can use his backhand for table tennis and forging signatures for fraud insurance.

A jewish dentist who rips people off.

A scamming jew with an amazing backhand in table tennis.

"Petteeerrrr looook, I'm not even tryyinnngggg"... "The ball's lost!" Gary Osmanoff yells as he beats Adam Hugh 11-4 the first game.

"If you give the ball to my backhand...... THE BALL IS LOST."

by Gary Osmanoff November 2, 2011

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sink two ball

When a guy inserts his balls (testicles) into a girls anal cavity.

Miller: Martha, I would love to drop my balls into a tight place.

Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.

by stinkbloom November 5, 2011

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Balls Deep Fantasy League

A group of gay boys and one vagina that try and manage fantasy football teams. They tend to whine a lot. All 11 gay boys work for really bad companies. The commissioner is about as funny as Jay Leno, but tries hard to make the other gay boys giggle with jokes.

Everyone wants to play Hubba in the Balls Deep Fantasy League

by BallsDeepSkeet November 15, 2011

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smackin your balls

1) The act of messing with someone
2) Embellishing a story to fool someone

Guy #1- Dude, I just hooked up with the head cheerleader!
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.

by thesmallerbiggs November 15, 2011

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