yarden markel

frekkin sexiest jewish woman i have ever layed eyes on. huge boobs n a fine ass. FUKK ME YARDEN!!!!!

oh dude, i want yarden markel in my fuckin pants!

by hotshit March 31, 2005

50 yarder

Someone who appears to be a banging ass ho from a far (about 50 yards). However when you come closer to them they appear much less like Jessica Simpson and much more like O.J. Simpson.

Guy A: o shit look at that banging ass ho, i bet she gets it poppin.
Guy B: Nah man ive seen her a party and she beat. She a 50 yarder.

by Da Sak September 10, 2006

yardie

Slang term for "yard glass", typically drunk at 21st parties, often ending quickly in vomit. If you can't scull your yardie (and keep it down) on your 21st, you fail.

"Man, Josh couldn't handle his yardie, chucked up everywhere!"

by Mad_Molly March 23, 2009

yardstrip

An act of hazing in which the victim is grabbed, pulled onto a lawn, pinned down, and nuded. Best done at night, but always fun when lots of traffic is passing. Can take as many as six perpetrators, depending on how much the victim fights.

Dude, we totally yardstripped Winthrop last night, but we had to run when the neighbors called the cops.

by Caw April 23, 2006

Yardening

A combination of heavy yard work and gardening.

She was exhausted from a long day of yardening in the hot sun.

She was not just gardening - she was yardening!

by sunshopgirlly August 6, 2009

Yardening

A random combination of "gardening" and "yardwork". Sort of an A.D.D. approach to getting things done around the yard (or even just BEING in the yard).

If you are looking for me, I'll be out yardening for a while.

by H.A. Person December 18, 2012

yardening

The act of gardening every inch of a tiny urban yard with nothing but plants and flowers.

She surveyed her postage stamp-sized front yard in its perennial and annual lush bloom, and saw that all the yardening had paid off.

by muriel hemingway July 9, 2012