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at work

Getting fucked by someone without proper STD test documentation.
I just got a text from the girl I'm dating and it said, "at work".
by Morpheus Porpheus May 15, 2008
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Work Boyfriend

Favourite male co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. He's your boyfriend between 9 and 5 without the sex.
Lady: My work boyfriend said the funniest thing at lunch today.

Lady's actual boyfriend: BORING! Let's have sex.

Lady: K
by Sweet Tear April 12, 2014
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Work Flow

Noun: progress (or rate of progress) in work being done; Process of heading to ones job
Man that work flow took foa ever.

Work flow 5-10.
by Grimmessage July 10, 2011
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Skirt Work

Women's work around the house. When meals are cooked, the floor is clean, the toilet has been scrubbed, the kids have been fed, there are clean clothes hung neatly in your closet, all before the men have gotten home from work. Then the man can rest for he has a long day of work ahead of him the next day. The last part can be revamped if the woman would like to partake in intercourse. Immediately after intercourse the man must, then, sleep. The woman then checks on the kids to see if she has woken them up with all the work she just got done doing to the man. Then, and only then, she can go to sleep, but must wake up no later then dawn to get breakfast started. The process then repeats.

Note: The male only interacts with the children to do activities such as; football, basketball, having fun in general, and occasionally helping with homework. Everything outside the house belongs to the man. Skirt Work is designed for interior purposes only.
1. "Honey, I was talking to Trisha the other day and she tells me that I do too much work around the house and that her husband usually helps her to get things done." - Bad Wife

"Ha ha, oh hunny, Trisha is a damn liar. Skirt Work has been going on since the beginning of time. Is Trisha going against history? She sounds a little crazy to me." - Right Husband
by DMHead777 January 30, 2009
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Work Magic

To spit your game to a girl and b smoove while spittin your game. The girl becomes infatuated with ur lingo or swagg, and wants to chill more often, sooner or later you end up going out and fuckin her.
Damn Michelle is bad
I be back, im bout to work magic on her, rite quick
by JOEY DANZA June 20, 2008
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close enough for government work

A phrase used to describe the quality of work difference of that of private enterprise and the government.
BILL: I think we should start over, we did not do such a good job. Someone may get hurt.

WALTER: Don't worry, its close enough for government work.
by word genie October 2, 2005
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Facebook Construction Worker

Those creepy dudes that friend hot women only to leave random comments in their photo section, usually of their bikini or clubwear/slutwear pics....said dudes are usually 1) Twice the age of the woman and/or 2) Foreigners and/or 3) Borderline Pedos. The FB equivalent of the construction worker hooting at women on the street
"Lookin good, hot mama...yeahhh" (hear it in the voice of Cheech, it's funnier)..or "ur so hot!!!!!"...or "I and you can to be the togetherness people for long time"...are typical Facebook Construction Worker phrases....
by weaselpuppy June 10, 2010
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