Wegina

A vagina wedgie

Man, I have the biggest wegina!

by Duckie3 June 15, 2018

weiner schemer

a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.

Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!

Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.

Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.

by elalmighty March 15, 2019

weiner basket

a weiner basket is a hoe. they are full of little weiners all the time.

I heard Jessica's body count is in the triple digits, what a weiner basket.

by flaccidbunyon May 1, 2019

Weightman

Weightman is a school where literally everyone is a crackhead but we all know each other. The boys are gay for each other and they are obsessed with taking your scrunchies. The girls are thots or nerds. And the teachers are uptight asf except for the coaches.

Thomas E. weightman middle school is crackhead heaven

by Slowlydrifting56 November 10, 2019

alternative weightstyle

Similar to alternative lifestyle (i.e. gay), but softens the blow for fatties.

I'm not fat, I just choose to have an alternative weightstyle.

by GhostofYINever May 15, 2008

Plate-weight

Amount of food distribuited equally across a paper plate.

"My plate-weight has been thrown off due to my lack of pizza on one side."

by jack the jackoffer January 18, 2010

carpe weiner

Similar to the Latin 'carpe diem' and the German 'weiner' (prounced vee-ner).

The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.

I need it so bad, I am going to carpe weiner even if the attached life support system is a total tool.

by das punisher April 4, 2011