Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister

Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.

by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018

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ur gerbil pansexual

This insult is to only been used in extreme circumstances as it can can cause mass hysteria and global gang rape of 4 year olds

Jake: "ur bro homo"
Kyle:" ur granny trannie"
Jake: "ur dog nignog"
Kyle:"ur gerbil pansexual"
*Any living organism spontaneously combusts

by Angry unicorn 276 June 6, 2018

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bobs ur uncle

it a expression of saying correct in an archaic language

watch the episod eof teen titansg0 where robin fights da queen suing soda and tea bobs ur uncle

by underdogs_maze November 25, 2019

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Watch ur drip means watch what you're putting out there through your clothes, money, or bling. It means watch yourself in other words. If someone tells you to watch your drip it means you were prolly wearing like louis vuitton with gucci, or it can be used sarcastically when you are wearing sweats and someone says to you "watch ur drip". It kinda like them saying "owwww look at what u wearing". Yes the person writing this definition made this phrase up but its a good one so. Or if someone is being rude or bragging some one could put you back in your place by saying "watch ur drip". Honestly this phrase is a revolutionary phrase, and should be used by everyone NO CAP.

Dang you got that gucci on, you better "watch ur drip".

by SJKWATCHURDRIP101 March 8, 2019

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