twitterpated

the way you feel when you really like someone but you just dont know how to explain how you feel.

Im so twitterpated with my new bf.

by classic_pride_2010 February 15, 2009

Twitter

1. A website that is completely irrelevant to life in general. Basically meant for celebrities, but used by idiots that think people give a shit what they 'tweet' about.

2. Another way to hear things from Shaq that make you giggle inside a little bit.

1. Joe the plummer: Oh boy, now that I know how to use twitter people will finally know who I am and care about what I say!

Nobody: .......

2. Bob: Hey Jim! Did you get the latest silly thing from Shaq (giggling).

Jim: Yeah I did (not giving a flying fuck), but I still am bewildered why the hell anyone else uses this.

by Kickenwings June 17, 2009

Twitter Yass Queen

A platform used by young adult Yass Queen Bitches who rose from the ashes of the once popular Tumblr. Since Tumblr is a toxic wasteland full of edgy ‘I’m not like other girls’, the now college student yass queens moved their operations to Twitter to torture the populace for no reason whatsoever. As such, the usual trends on Twitter include ‘cancelling’ people for stuff they said 10 years ago as well as making generic statements regarding social politics and getting retweets for it. When no one cares about them, they spit their dummies out for attention and cry until one of their mates consoles them with ‘YASS QUEEN’, ‘PREACH’ and ‘LOVE YOU’. The emojis you will typically see are as follows:🙄🤷 ♀️🤔🤣😚😙💅🤦 ♀️. Additional signs of a Twitter Yass Queen include acts of slacktivism relating to identity politics (i.e. posting quotes from Cardi B, Billie Eilish and other celebrity Twitter Yass Queens), doxxing people for the shits and giggles and agreeing with their equally insufferable friends.

Human: Why are you such a dick?

Twitter Yass Queen #1: lol go educate yourself, bitch bye lol, all these straight white men really do be annoying 🙄🙄🙄🤷 ♀️🤷 ♀️

Twitter Yass Queen #2: YASS QUEEN, SLAY!!! PREACH 🙌🙌🤔🤔🤔🤗🤗🤗🤗😙😙😙😙💅💅💅💅💅

by Howdy456 February 10, 2021

twisted whiskey

the tastes when you drink whiskey after giving a blow job

yo dat chick likes d flava of da twisted whiskey on a friday night

by dbrik January 4, 2008

twisted

1. mixed up, confused
2. carzy, wild

1. Don't get it twisted, juss cuz she slept with the whole block don't mean she's a ho---she's just friednly.
2. That nigga is into some twisted shit, he wanted me to tie him up....

by DarkNova December 13, 2001

twisted

Another word for caught upthat means being stuck on a girl and not being able to do anything without thinking about her

"You got me twisted over you" -Keith Sweat

by Luis C. April 30, 2005

titter tots

tiny boobs

mary's ass made up for her titter tots

by xoxosarahxoxo June 6, 2009