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Touch Pad Finger

The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.
Anyone have a mouse? I'm getting Touch Pad Finger
by tpf November 29, 2010
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touchy pokey

Any personal, hand held electronic device that is interacted with by touching or poking by hand. As in an iphone, ipod, blackberry, tablet, ipad etc.
Yo, put that touchy pokey down so we can play touchy feely.

Teacher: OK kids, please refrain from playing with your touchy pokey during instructional time.

Your touchy pokey is vibrating, do you want to get that?
by Ms. Bliss February 3, 2012
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Touchnutsy

A derogatory nonliterary epithet peculiar to Sandy Creek and Lacona, NY, and the surrounding environs. Used to refer to someone who is not paying attention to the situation at hand.

Coined by the Mountain Man.
Ol' Abner (sitting at stoplight when it turns green): "Mmmmm...wonder if I should change my fishnet boxer shorts this week..."

Angry driver (sitting in car behind him): "YEEEAAARRRGHHH!!! IT'S THE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT, TOUCHNUTSY!!!"
by Lecherous Cretin October 3, 2018
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touched

RV: How many times have i touched them kids, the whole opp block's been molested
by artz.IM March 11, 2020
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torchan

Torchan is like dark web 4chan, except for like........ illegal stuff.
>have you ever been on torchan?
<never heard of it
> I spent a good 5 minutes on it and read hitmen requests as well as requests for human flesh
by anonymous March 10, 2021
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peepee toucher

one whom likes to touch a man's peepee; a pervert; common title used to call upon an annoying lady
"One dollar make you holler!"
"Hey, peepee toucher, how long will that take?"
or
"Look at that peepee toucher. She's been talking on the phone that loud since i walked in half an hour ago!"
by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009
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Butt-Touch Magnet

A person who attracts more than two accidental butt-touches per month.
Sha-nay-nay: Some stranger just touched my butt again!

Teniqua: Oh my gawd girl! You're a butt-touch magnet!!
by The Trampettes April 17, 2013
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