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Golden Trombone

Golden trombone is When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone... However the receipt is incontinent and urinating at the same time.

×tip: best done in the shower to prevent urine all over your clitoris.
by Juzman July 27, 2019
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National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.
joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best
by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019
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National throwback photo day

On June 26 is a holiday called national throwback photo day where you celebrate and post old photos on social media’s and share them with friends to enjoy old times!
Person 1: Why did you post all these throwback photos?

Person 2: it’s June 26 national throwback photo day duh.
by Bessie💙🌀 June 26, 2020
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Clock Throbber

A girl who steals your clock while tricking and teasing your cock, with no intention to sleep with you.
Brittany is a real clock throbber. She's wasting you're time, turning you on and making you think you might have a chance to sleep with her.
by Mannos817 July 6, 2020
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johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?
by SquatchIt September 23, 2020
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sleepy trombone

When you lightly blow air on someone’s sphincter when they’re asleep without making direct contact with your lips so they stay asleep.
As his partner blew gently, the sleepy trombone created a slight breeze on his butthole that sent him into an airy dreamland.
by goon451 November 18, 2020
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juicy_throbbing_bitch

juicy_throbbing_bitch makes some really shitty edits of rlly average looking people, but to them, those people are like gods, even more than that. Those people…killed god.
“juicy_throbbing_bitch is super dumb and bad at everything she does”
by Robotjaime June 13, 2021
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