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taint smear

Mixture of blood and poop in a guys underwear
My hemroid burst open and I got a wicked taint smear
by belial47 May 20, 2008
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Taintdruff

Taintdruff (also called crotch scurf and historically termed Pityriasis capitis) is the shedding of dead skin cells from the taint.. Taintdruff is sometimes caused by frequent visits from a large sexual toy or appendage.
*Woman talking to clerk*

Maam, do you sell something for flakey taints? I think I contracted Taintdruff while trying to make some extra cash during this poor economy.
by Rollergirlbob March 6, 2010
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tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker
he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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taint mobile

A rental vehicle belonging to an undeserving department head, who has somehow been put in charge of an important project that he is incappable of handling.
by Fiona1 February 3, 2012
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Status Taint

When a facebook status has been liked by the school weirdo, thus making it "unlikeable" by the rest of facebook, lest they become associated with that creepy ass riff raff
Hey, bro, did you check my status i posted today?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
Why didn't you like it?
That creep Charlie liked it, so i backed off bro.
Damn, i hate charlie, he always pulls a status taint on my facebook.
by AnalBumFlap March 18, 2011
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Painted Tainted

When a girl is sexy as FUH but somewhere in the back of your mind you KNOW she a hoe and you label her
as "tainted" but it isn't quite a legit assumption - thus she is only PAINTED tainted in you own thoughts, but she could really be tainted and
give you ALL KINDS (Hodgetwins)..... of STDS... ALL KINDS.
Person 1 - Damn she fine as HELL
Person 2 - I heard she a hoe, bro
Person 1 - Mmm.. She painted tainted..idk, never heard dat bro.. But ill paint dat ass with my..
Person 2 - LOL YOU RIGGHHH
by havikshunt10 November 29, 2013
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hot-thentication

Hot-thentication is the process of determining whether someone is, in fact, as hot as he or she is declared to be.
After uploading a photo for Throwback Thursday i was submited to take a hot-thentication test to determine if in fact i was as hot as i declared to be.
by Extra Testicle March 19, 2015
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