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Louisiana Split

A sexual maneuver in a performance of acrobatic sex act
by Chevy801 May 20, 2023
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split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature
Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick
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Split Roasting

A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.
Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.
by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025
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Split-lip

A Bungie-endorsed insult used to describe or insult the Sangheili (The Elites) from the Halo universe.
"Get the hell out of my armoury, split-lip!" - Master Gunnery Sergeant (Halo 2 on Easy or Normal difficulty)

"When are you going to start fighting split-lip?!" - Marine taunting an Elite (Halo 3)
by That One Scottish Guy April 8, 2025
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Split Gumming

Def- when one ball is poking out of each side of your underwear, creating an illusion of them being split in half.
Ex- Chris- “Yo did you see Anderson split gumming last night?”
Curtis- “Yeah bro the huzz were digging it!”
by jtrain1243 May 3, 2025
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Splitting

Splooge + Shitting = Splitting

When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.
I caught Elliot splitting in my bathroom when he said he just had a stomach ache.
by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025
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Split-it

split-it
verb (colloquial, euphemistic; vulgar-slang, chiefly British)

Definition:
To luxuriate in a moment of solitary pleasure; typically involving a freshly made bed, an artisanal coffee, a feline companion of discerning temperament, and the climactic indulgence of self-intimacy. The phrase draws whimsical reference from the anatomical act of splitting it, a metaphorical nod to the bifurcation of the labia during said solitary encounter.

Etymology:
Modern British slang. A playful conflation of genteel self-care and unabashed self-love. Said to have originated from the ritualistic ‘breaking-in’ of one’s own bed with all the essentials : cat, caffeine, and climax.

See also:
me-time, clitoral cottagecore, flatwarming
First night in the new flat. Cat’s curled up, coffee’s still hot. Time to light a candle, pop on some Kate Bush, and split-it.”
by Angry Leo May 28, 2025
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