Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.
Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.
by LT1VegaGT December 31, 2019
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Deuce Canoe

A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.
"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023
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Twenty Deuce Deuce

An alternative manner to express the year "2022" also known as Two thousand twenty-two and Twenty, Twenty-two.
"This is a nice car." "Thank you, it's a Twenty Deuce Deuce Civic."
by Merwin Perkins January 05, 2022
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Throw a Deuce

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.
by MerpO12 January 27, 2022
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Similar to a Mic Drop. The statement one says when doing something really well especially in competition.
by Raina Rayne September 23, 2018
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Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.
by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009
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