Ding dong doobie

Ding Ding Doobie, when you knock on someone’s window then spark up a shitty doobie scaring the absolute fuck out of them

Hey we really got “Conner” with that ding dong doobie last night hey, he was scared shitless

by Bitch Ass Kale January 25, 2022

Ding Dong Hello

a game when you ding dong ditch someone's house, but you try to make conversation and the person who talks the longest wins.

Tom: Marcus won ding dong hello last night when he talked to old man wilson for 15 minutes!

Marcus: Yeah thats right, you only talked for one minute with Mrs. Mc Glynn

by tommyeajpo'aj;fja March 23, 2011

sucking on the metal dong

Vaping

You pussies are in the bathroom sucking on the metal dong?

by Tidizzle October 2, 2017

Dong Master Flex

Someone who can intensly flex their dong masterfully.

Hey Zakk your a Dong Master Flex, that thing is redic!

by DongMasterFlex December 22, 2008

ding dong daddy

fuck buddy; guy you like - but only to fuck, NOT to acutally date; married male lover

No, Paige wasn't at the party last night; she musta been with her ding dong daddy wearin it out!

by SweetCookie May 9, 2006

Dong Lo Mein

When your pubes are longer than your dick.

Damn that boy hairy. I bet he has some serious dong lo mein.

by Freshboi May 14, 2021

Long Dong Silver

This term is derived from the fictional pirate from Treasure Island 'Long John Silver'. It describes a gentleman equipped with a penis of staggering proportions. To be referred to in this way is a great source of pride to any man, as it implys that your dongbone has not only a great size, but a great reputation.

James: Carla why are you limping, with blood trickling down your knee? Hast thou fallen over, cripple?
Carla: No, I was fortunate enough to share a bed with George last night, he truly is Long Dong Silver!

by SuaveG July 26, 2006