Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universe

The full name of popular character "Steven Universe" from the show of the same name & "Steven Universe: Future"

A: hey, what's steven universe's full name?
B: It's Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universe. idiot.

by Quackiduck July 14, 2023

Diamond Jubilee

Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.

Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polished off a bag o crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.

by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022

Diamond-studded cactus

An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.

Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.

by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015

Diamond Wagon

precious stone consisting of a clear and colourless crystalline form of pure carbon, the hardest naturally occurring substance that is in a wagon.
It is alsoa youtuber called diamond wagon

A:Omg is that a diamond wagon
B:I also heard he is a youtuber

by Diamond Wagon November 29, 2019

put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021

Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are tou addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Devil's Diamonds

Hitting a chop bowl with thc shatter or diamonds added.

man I'm fucked up after hitting the devil's diamonds

by Swagmoder July 22, 2023