Take a dump on the floor

An good way to start an interesting conversation.

I shat on the floor so as to get my guests engaged in a conversation.

by Eyeballflyball September 3, 2003

Spit-Take

1) An action a person who laughs when drinking does. Rather than choking, they spit the liquid out in a plume.
2) An action. A Person who spits a loogie and lets it hang...before sucking it back in.
3) A street-fighting technique.
4) A troll who spits out a provocative/annoying post and then takes it back as a joke.

1) Drew Carey had a spit-take
2) "Man, you see that? He spit-taked a 3 foot loogie!"
3) To spit in someones eye as a diversionary tactic.
4) "U Suxxior!!!1!" and then after being a victim of a flame post, says "It was a joke!"

by Berrik November 19, 2003

take a hot bath

verb, to masturbate (female).

c'mon ladies....we all know what it means.

Nick blew me off last night, so I just stayed at home and 'took a hot bath'.

by nick April 29, 2004

take a smash

to take a shit

oh man i have to take a smash.
someone just smashed in the bathroom!!

by ffcrew December 19, 2008

Take this lollipop

A phrase used to indicate a stalkers presence. Mostly used as a joke. Plays on the idea that you shouldn't take sweets from strangers.

Person 1: Oh I see you've poked me on facebook man.
Person 2: Yes. Take this lollipop.

Person 1: Guess what I've just done!
Person 2: I read your texts whilst you went in the other room haha.
Person 1: *Pauses* Isn't it about time you offered me a lollipop?

by jixxy October 19, 2011

Take a Shade

To take a break; rest. Usually due to exhaustion brought on by working in the sun.

"This is a good place to take a shade." " I got to take a shade!"

by Bubba T Bone Jones February 18, 2009

Take the Scenic Route

The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, or has a hit out on him.

Guy 1: Man I was sooo wasted last night. My gf was still sleeping when I got home thank god.

Guy 2: You drove drunk!? Stupid move man you get pulled over for a DUI and they pull all your warrents you are FUCKED

Guy 1: Dont worry mate I know to take the scenic route home.

by sp4nkr March 24, 2009