Tennessee Taint Plow

An act for two partners when one (1) male takes one (1) female with a large jaw/ teeth and places her jaw into an open field and proceeds to plow the field as well as her field.

Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.

by Shitz McGillicuddy March 21, 2024

taint snake

"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake

"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake

by spazfly June 17, 2019

tainted keitre

Nigga with big dick

That nigga is a tainted keitre

by The Tainted Keitre July 28, 2018

Taint

Big white man from California with lumber jack figure that back up trailers like a boss cause he grew up in a carnival.

Damn did your see what that taint did the other month? He went and got him self a warrant for dime bags!

by JBLMFSP October 24, 2025

eye taint

The skin below your eye and above your cheek bone.

Are you tired? Your eye taint is puffy.

by Dougiedougs May 14, 2018

Taint soup

When your taint is soaked in sweat due to weather or emotional influence. This is the umbrella phrase that covers ball soup and clam chowder.

It was way too hot last night, I woke up with a bowl of taint soup.

by Kungfud00d January 26, 2014

Taint Spray

Taint Spray: the spray to hide your taint stank; also known as taint be gone, allows for a fresh smelling taint.

Hey billy, your taint stank. Oh. You should try some "taint spray", it helped me with my stank. Thank you Amanda, now my taint smells like dank.

by Taint Magee May 15, 2018