Mack Truck Mamories

A term for above average large breasts. Band sizes larger than 36 and Cup sizes well past F (DDD). Usually cannot buy bras from traditional stores and must custom order or have imported. Cup sizes can range from G to O usually.

You see I’m a 40L, I have a very uncommon bra size. I can’t just send my Mack Truck Mamories out to every guy who smiles at me...

They’re real and they’re spectacular.

by LilyDeflower February 06, 2021

texas truck skiing

When an upstanding American citizen who owns a truck.

Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.

Back about 20 years ago this was actually in the news.

A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.

Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?

Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me

by The Prospect December 12, 2013

Mexican Tow Truck

Any car or truck used to pull a broken down vehicle with an inadequate rope.

My friend pulled me home today with his mexican tow truck. At one point we were going almost alomost 70 mph. It was one of the most dangerous things I've ever done.

by briguy360 March 08, 2010

hit by a pie truck

used to illiterate something completely unexpected or improbable happening.

"i am the only one who knows how this works so let me tell you in case i get hit by a pie truck"

by cadyc April 06, 2006

truck my duck

a rather random phrase that confuses most people.

oh yeah... why dont' you just truck my duck.

wtf. what the hell are you talking about?

by lucky duck November 13, 2004

Flemish Fire Truck

An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.

My girl got too hot so I cooled her off with my Flemish Fire Truck!

by The Dean 88 November 02, 2009

texas truck driver

When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.

Me and Benjamin were at a party and Tiffany took us into the back and gave us a texas truck driver.

by Tyrone666 January 20, 2010