Muppet Stroke

When your voice changes into a cartoon or puppet sounding voice for no reason.

Holy shit, did you just have a muppet stroke?

by DrumBox January 7, 2015

victory stroke

1. When you finish wanking and you keep stroking for 10-15 seconds.

After watching a great gilf video, i victory stroke so cum wouldn't stick to my meetis.

by Giant Black Meatus December 6, 2015

smoke stroke

Standing by a fire where the smoke blows in your direction and your eyes sting. And the smell of your clothes the next morning!

I was sitting by a fire and got smoke stroke

by A876Walk March 1, 2016

wiggly stroker

When someone jerks off a flaccid penis

My boyfriend really likes a wiggly stroker for some odd reason

by TBanger69 December 20, 2016

murders stroke

The art of holding a sword(EXEPTIONS: weapons without guardkatanas{they have guards, but nothing to speak of in this context}) by its edge, using the pommel/guard to make a makeshift hammer.

How to use the Murders stroke in combat: Imagine this: You're facing a knight in a 16th century steel plate armor, and you're only armed with a sword.

What do you do?

Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.

What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.

by GeneralEric January 4, 2017

Keyboard Stroke

When you smash your face on the keyboard.

"Nwtjwyjwjrehrj"
"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"

by Jewlzex March 24, 2017

preemptive stroke

When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.

I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.

by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017