Panda status 

used when giving praise to an object, something someone said, or an idea, but with things referring to pandas, Enjoi, black and white, or something that is cool and peaceful at the same time.

man1: Is that a panda on your shirt? Panda status!

man2: thanks man.

man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.

Panda status by daxterrific April 6, 2010

Lion Status 

Duck tape each finished beer can around your head like a mane.

"Oh man...i gained lion status last night."
*high fives all around*

Lion Status by ice cream wizard July 19, 2010

Sympathy Status 

Sympathy Statuses are most commonly used by the LG of kind. They complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.

"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."

"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."

Sympathy Status by ChasingGrace September 25, 2011

black status 

1. When your tan gets so insane that people start asking you if your ancestors were slaves.
2. When youre white and you friend call you his nigglet

Im tellin you, Sam got that black status goin on maaaan

black status by Te61 June 20, 2016

Idgetory Status Update 

The status off being an Idget (idiot)

Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update

Idgetory Status Update by theheem April 24, 2019

Byro status 

One having foreskin but denying it to the fullest extent.

He Byro status.

Byro status by Berick johnson September 13, 2019

Legendary Sex Status 

When You have 1 or more threesomes

I had a threesome so I have Legendary sex status

Legendary Sex Status by Sex Maximum September 2, 2019