Sklurping

When you masterbate so intensely that your ejaculation holds the speed of Mach 1.2 or the force of a .50 caliber bullet

"Yesterday I was sklurping and I put a hole in my wall"

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Shlurbin’

The act of taking a massive dab of concentrated THC (Marijuana) wax out of a dab rig/piece/glass.

SammyClay be shlurbin’ on the surface!

by Real.Toke April 1, 2024

sklurch

Someone who is a stupid fat ugly racist beaver.

"William Kaley SKLURCHED in math class"

by William Kaley's #1 Hater April 17, 2024

Slurk

The action of licking the bottom of someone else's foot.

"Hey bro, tryna slurk?"

by Slurkking May 4, 2024

Shlurry

It’s like 7/11 fill a bucket day but coming out ur butthole

When I have diarrhoea I shlurry hard

by anonymous July 7, 2024

slurbus

Slurbus is a racial word for Zombies, Justin Roiland, and any Rick and Morty, and Solar Opposites character. It can also be used a slur on fortnite, and Call of Duty

"THAT SNIPER IS SUCH A SLURBUS!!!!!!!"
"Why are you acting like a slurbus?"

by Pobus January 6, 2025

SLURKING

The act of sneaking and lurking around departments or professional divisions to phish for information you are not privileged to know otherwise. Commonly found in the dark crevices of the workplace. Typically manifests in the form of a 6'2, 270lbs Hispanic bald male who is self-conscious about his hairline and weight. Attracted to females named "Donna" and a multitude of sweet treats.

Bobby D was caught slurking around the Commander's Office gathering tea to be disseminated throughout the rest of the organization in a slithering, slimy, slinky, way.

by azvalley66 April 16, 2025